For four years I’ve proudly proclaimed that I have never gotten into a car accident. I would haughtily, even smugly, wave it in the face of anyone within an arms reach, confident that I was matched only by an Unser Jr. or perhaps a Penske in my driving ability.

This claim is… no more. My car lost it’s virginity as it made contact with another vehicle for the first time yesterday and though I will spare the details, this picture says it all:

Ok, so it’s not exactly totaled. But it made for a crappy evening all the same.