It annoys me when people are unnecessarily revolted by practices with which they are not familiar, so much so that I will go out of my way to make said person uncomfortable. The results are conversations much like this one from Wednesday:
Me: *Eating peanut butter off of a spoon*
Joel: *Face contorts into an inhuman grimace*
Joel: “Man, that’s *#$%king disgusting, why don’t you just eat a big spoonful of poop.”
Me: “Because it doesn’t come in plastic jars.“
At which point Joel went into convulsions.
Posted by Red Scott @ 12:15 pm