October 3, 2005

you don’t even want to know what ryan did

For reference: Cuz is another member of the Groom’s party at Joel’s wedding. We’re discussing my best man speech below:

(15:12:22) Me: I’m kinda working simultaneously on the speech I wish I could do and the speech I’m actually going to do.

(15:12:54) Joel Conary: you can give the speech you wish you could do at the after-party

(15:13:16) Me: the speech I wish I could do starts out:
(15:14:29) Me: “I researched for quite a bit on what should be said in a best man’s speech, and about the only piece of information I could find was as follows:

Do not _EVER_ say you have slept with the bride.

And I haven’t. Which is why I’m best man and Cuz here is riding the pine”

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  1. oh goodness…

    Comment by nicole — October 3, 2005 @ 10:13 am

  2. oh goodness. you HAVE TO give that speech.

    Comment by ben — October 3, 2005 @ 7:47 pm

  3. I hope to god none of that is true. I should hope you have slept with the bride, to “ensure the fruit is good” as it were. Think of it as a favor to a good friend.


    Comment by Ryan — October 4, 2005 @ 4:01 pm

  4. i hate you all…

    jk jk lol

    Comment by nicole — October 7, 2005 @ 11:54 am

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