For reference: Cuz is another member of the Groom’s party at Joel’s wedding. We’re discussing my best man speech below:
(15:12:22) Me: I’m kinda working simultaneously on the speech I wish I could do and the speech I’m actually going to do.
(15:12:54) Joel Conary: you can give the speech you wish you could do at the after-party
(15:13:16) Me: the speech I wish I could do starts out:
(15:14:29) Me: “I researched for quite a bit on what should be said in a best man’s speech, and about the only piece of information I could find was as follows:
Do not _EVER_ say you have slept with the bride.
And I haven’t. Which is why I’m best man and Cuz here is riding the pine”
Posted by Red Scott @ 1:01 am