November 2, 2005

slightly related to joel’s wedding

This is part of the best man’s speech I actually had written down in front of me that I decided to censor on the fly:

“I still remember when they got engaged, they SWORE to keep it a secret so that they could surprise all of their friends at a graduation dinner that was planned to happen two weeks later…

Which would have been great, except that I found out about this THE NIGHT THEY GOT ENGAGED. Children at gunpoint have kept secrets longer than that. I wouldn’t trust either of them with my locker combination at the gym.”

I originally wrote this in because children trying to keep secrets is amusing.

I eventually nixed it because children at gunpoint, while hilarious, is not at all funny.

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  1. On a bright note…the number of results yielded from entering my name in your search field has skyrocketed.

    Comment by Joel — November 2, 2005 @ 8:52 am

  2. joel

    Comment by red — November 2, 2005 @ 9:54 am

  3. any luck finding your vespa?

    Comment by Daniel — November 2, 2005 @ 9:52 pm

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