This is part of the best man’s speech I actually had written down in front of me that I decided to censor on the fly:
“I still remember when they got engaged, they SWORE to keep it a secret so that they could surprise all of their friends at a graduation dinner that was planned to happen two weeks later…
Which would have been great, except that I found out about this THE NIGHT THEY GOT ENGAGED. Children at gunpoint have kept secrets longer than that. I wouldn’t trust either of them with my locker combination at the gym.”
I originally wrote this in because children trying to keep secrets is amusing.
I eventually nixed it because children at gunpoint, while hilarious, is not at all funny.
Posted by Red Scott @ 12:44 am