Sometimes I think there is a god, and he has an overdeveloped sense of irony.

Every day after work, I would deposit the leftover pennies, nickels, and dimes from my tips in a cup by my bed. After 6 months, Lauren rolls them all so I can take them to the bank.

Total change: $42.50

Today, on the day I’m planning to go to the bank and deposit this change, I get a parking ticket.

Cost of Ticket: $47.00

man…