Yesterday at the Office Supply Superstore I ran into an elderly couple who seemed to be having a generally bad day. I walked up to them in the furnitutre pad and cheerily queried, “Can I help you with anything?”
Nice Old Lady: “We need to measure some of these desks.”
Usually I would point out that the measurements are clearly listed next to the price, but it didn’t seem like that was something she’d want to hear, and so I was pondering my options when I noticed the Nice Old Lady was pointing at my crotch.
Nice Old Lady: “Is that a tape measure in your pocket?”
Me: “No, but Thank You!”
It was a good day at work.
Posted by Red Scott @ 11:33 am