During my weightlifting class today some of the guys were trying to get me to do 5 sets of 10 bench presses at 114 lbs with them. I told them I really don’t want huge pecs, which they took to mean I’m a wuss. They kept insisting and eventually I was there doing bench presses. The following conversation took place during my third set:

Me: Come on pecs, lift!
Pecs:(in soothing voice) I’m sorry dave, I can’t do that.

So now I’m the most sore I’ve ever been from physical activity, and it’s still the same day that I lifted. I can’t even imagine what tomorrow’s going to be like. Oh well, next time you see me I’ll have HUGE PECS which I know are super sexy.