Being basically soaked in USC by my girlfriend and her family, it was refreshingly hilarious to run across a Bruin recount of the USC vs UCLA rivalry. Some of the better quotes include “He became frightened when I told him that ‘UCLA’ was where great-grandpa went when he died, but ‘SC’ was where big brothers who picked on their little brothers might go…” and “How could I adequately explain the concept to a seven-year old boy, even one who could read at a sophomore-at-SC level.” Funny if nothing else, read on.