The driver’s side headlight went out on my car while at work, and I had a couple thoughts about it:

Thought Number 1: It’d be really funny to cut up a car bra to make it look like an eye patch.

Thought Number 2: The brights still work, maybe I should just drive around with those on all the time.

Thought Number 3: Instead of Sparky, my car shall hereby be known as Blinky.