The Unintelligent Design Network, Inc. has started a revolutionary movement by combining the ideas of creationism and evolution that make the most sense and shoe-horning them into a potato shaped cubby hole known as Unintelligent Design.

Essentially, they believe there was an all powerful creator, but he should have taken a few more biology classes before he started practicing professionally.

“And who the hell thought giraffes were a good idea? Bloody unlikely looking, if you ask me. And those tyrannosaurus, with the tiny little arms? Why even leave the arms in, except to flail about Corky looking for a snack. Speaking on this subject, did you know whales have hip bones? That’s like if an engineer put an outboard boat motor on a city bus.”