that man has huge spectacles
My new glasses arrived as you can see:
With my new prescription I can see through walls and, if standing in just the right position, light dry leaves on fire. When I take them off and put on my spandex, I am able to jump gargantuan edifices in one attempt and move at a velocity greater than a phallic piece of metal fired out of a rifle.
Posted by Red Scott @ 9:07 pm
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