March 12, 2004

and how!

Consumer WhoreI am such a consumer whore. Six, Seven times a year I am drawn to movies of which I know _only_ what I’ve seen in a two minute preview. A two minute preview that prioritizes getting people to come to the theater with disregard to everything else, even revealing major plot points. Studios pull out of a pool of about 5 actors, 3 scriptwriters and 2 directors to get me to come to the theater time after time. And it works. It works like a Tank, as reliable as it is relentless

I want to see Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless mind so bad that it’s irrational. Jim Carrey finally looks like he found a part where he can be believable in his manic ways. Kaufman finally has a lead man that’s as insane as his scripts. I have to realize it’s just a movie and that even though Jim Carrey’s in it, even though it was written by Charles Kaufman (Being John Malkovich anyone?), and even though title of the movie sounds like a Sgt. Pepper era Beatles song, I need to somehow get myself grounded so that I can walk into theater without high-as-Snoop-Dogg expectations.

Oh well, I’ve decided I’m going to repent this evening by watching a smaller art house movie, perhaps Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, another Kaufman written project whose budget was so small that several famous actors (Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt) did _unpaid_ cameos. If not Confessions, that then most likely Donnie Darko, which has been on my “to see” list for so long it’s established residence there for tax reasons.


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  1. i am the queen of france!

    Comment by Ben — March 12, 2004 @ 12:27 pm

  2. hahah. I’m pretty sure anyone who’s reading this site has seen Rejected already.

    My spoon is too big…

    Comment by Red/Brian — March 12, 2004 @ 6:18 pm

  3. come to the edge brian.

    Comment by ug — March 13, 2004 @ 9:44 pm


    I’m a bleeding anus cloud. What are you? Take the which rejected character are you? quiz on Quizilla!

    Comment by lauren — March 21, 2004 @ 11:00 pm

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