NOTICE: Due to the over-enthusiasm of the last entry, from here forth no more tootsie roll pops shall be offered on watchred.com.

I sometimes forget how willing addicts are to ignore sarcasm:

Eugene: it was a bad idea to quit smoking before i finished this equipotential
lab
Eugene: i’ve only done 1V and 7V and i want to scream
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Me: it’s always a bad idea for you to quit smoking
Eugene: word to the motha
Eugene: i’m going to go get some smokes
Me: good
Me: grab an extra pack and smoke it for me
Eugene: thanks brian
Me: no prob
Eugene logged out.

I’m pretty sure this makes me a bad person.