For my first election I thought I’d be voting Claypool for president until just this moment, when I discovered the Party Party with David Crosby and Graham Nash running for a “Joint Presidency,” meaning that they will share the predential responsibility as well as the Vice President’s duties.
But what will they do for you?
Recently, David Crosby told an assembled crowd that, if elected, one of their first acts would be the cleaning out of Area 51 to address the illegal alien issue.? Other campaign promises include free money, and a night in the Lincoln Bedroom to anyone who antes up $200,000. The renamed ?Social Insecurity? and ?Medicareless? agencies will be overhauled, and the candidates are researching fixing the electronic voting machine situation. ?Remember,? they say, ?it?s not the people who vote that change things, it?s the people that count the votes that change things.?
Check it out at CrosbyNash2004.com.
Posted by Red Scott @ 1:24 pm