Two couples standing in line at staples today ended up arguing over politics. Here’s a paraphrased version of that conversation:
Couple #1 walks up to counter with 30 packs of double A batteries.
Cashier: May I ask why you’re buying so many batteries?
Couple #1: We’re buying them for the troops in Iraq. It’s through this really cool program where troops post items they need/want, and then you go down to your local Democrat office (there is such a thing?) where they have a drop box for it.
Couple #2 walks up to the counter
Man from Couple #2: I’ve got two words for you: Vote Republican. Democrats kill babies.
And it’s true. We do.
Every time a group of Democrats get together, it’s to discuss the killing of babies. We have snipers stationed outside of nurseries at all times, and the democratic convention is just a big baby killing get-together. It’s really what the party is based around. That and killing puppies.
Democrats hate puppies.
Posted by Red Scott @ 10:04 pm