September 30, 2004

quotes of the moment

I’ve been much busier now that school has started, but I’ve managed to acquire a few choice quotes to share with you all.

“I know a lot of you are used to having your bottles of water, but in here we view water as a gateway substance that could lead to coffee or even, god forbid, coke.”
-Kurt Brown, Guy who runs the photo lab, on why we can’t have water in the labs.

“Even if every last one of you falls asleep, I’m going to keep right on talking.”
-Dr. Fern, on class policies

“I find that duck’s opinions of me are greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.”
-Mitch Hedburg, on ducks

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  1. You forgot a few golden ones of my own.

    “You go through water like dyssentery(sp).”
    – Me about Red’s bottled water usage.

    “Smells like victory!”
    – Me in response to my girlfriend’s statement that, after a drawn out victory with a black widow spider, my room now smelled of Raid.

    Comment by Joel — October 1, 2004 @ 6:27 pm

  2. Hey, I think you should quote me too, shamelessly promoting your work.

    “WOW, what a comfortable Hiback Microsuede office chair! And only $79.94 for a limited time only at Staples!”
    -Byron, shamelessly pluging Staples, that was easy.

    Comment by Byron — October 2, 2004 @ 7:37 pm

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