October 4, 2004

i don’t need no stinkin electricity…

Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it’s burned out, you’re giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don’t need artificial light.

The preceeding joke was sent to me by one mister Ryan Kayrell. I can’t find any other source for it.

Any politically oriented commentary you’ve noticed recently has been spurred on almost exclusively by the writings of one mister Danner, whose blog I’ve come to know through one Rachel G. He seems like a cool guy, but I’ve never met somebody with such an easily flammible passion for the conservative point of view and well, it gets me riled up.

So Danner, you get the first ever conservative quote of the moment on watchred.com:

“Newsflash jimmy… iraq is nothing like vietnam–a war which we were winning, by the way, until pinko leftists (it would be an insult to communists everywhere to group you along with them) like yourself started whining about how horrible america was.”
-Danner (in reference to a quote made by former president Jimmy Carter)

Se?or Danner, tu tiene huevos grandes.


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  1. i’ll take that as a compliment. thanks for the link, also… i just wish i could get all the scripting stuff figured out so i can add some links to my blog as well.

    also, thanks for thinking of it as a weird point of view, instead of coming back with a personal attack. i’ve had that happen several times before. it’s nice to know that there are still people who can stil, as mr. kerry would say, seperate the warrior from the war.

    Comment by Daniel/Danner — October 5, 2004 @ 5:37 pm

  2. d’oh! forgot to stick this in my other comment. which for some reason doesn’t show up on my computer. anyways, it’s another lightbulb joke, only in reference to the kennedys. which i may or may not have spelled right.

    Q: “How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

    A(A): “Two. One to hold the light bulb, the other to drink until the room starts spinning.”

    Comment by Daniel/Danner — October 5, 2004 @ 5:41 pm

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