Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it’s burned out, you’re giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don’t need artificial light.
The preceeding joke was sent to me by one mister Ryan Kayrell. I can’t find any other source for it.
Any politically oriented commentary you’ve noticed recently has been spurred on almost exclusively by the writings of one mister Danner, whose blog I’ve come to know through one Rachel G. He seems like a cool guy, but I’ve never met somebody with such an easily flammible passion for the conservative point of view and well, it gets me riled up.
So Danner, you get the first ever conservative quote of the moment on watchred.com:
“Newsflash jimmy… iraq is nothing like vietnam–a war which we were winning, by the way, until pinko leftists (it would be an insult to communists everywhere to group you along with them) like yourself started whining about how horrible america was.”
-Danner (in reference to a quote made by former president Jimmy Carter)
Se?or Danner, tu tiene huevos grandes.
Posted by Red Scott @ 2:15 pm