By a show of hands:
How many of you know a Heisman Trophy winner personally?
Now those with your hands up:
How many of you know the reigning Heisman Trophy winner?
And for the two guys in the back with their hands still raised:
How many of you have sat on his lap?
That’s what I thought. However, my former apartmentmate not only knows the current Heisman trophy winner, but got photographic evidence on her 21st birthday, while wearing a hat fashioned by one Miss Lauren:
I wish I could have told Leinert what I wanted for Christmas.
Posted by Red Scott @ 5:56 pm