December 9, 2004

why oh why did they have to make a sequel

Upon watching Ocean’s 11 recently, it occurred to me that the United States’ foreign policy is completely stolen from Terry Benedict’s. You just switch some words around, which I will do for you here:

Saddam: Just out of curiosity, which towers did you idiots choose to knock down.
Osama: uhhh, the twin towers.
Saddam: *Fork drops*
Saddam: What have you got against George Bush?
Osama: What have you got against him, that’s the question.
Saddam: (angrily) He invaded my country, pushed me around.
Saddam: If you’re going after him, you better god damn know.
Saddam: He’ll kill you, and then he’ll go to work on you.

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Osama: Did you hear about that guy the United States caught selling Nukes?
Osama: They sent him to prison for life, then..
Saddam: *interrupts* Bankrupted his brother in law’s tractor dealership, yeah I heard.

It’s more of a security by intimidation, but I’m not one to question Ocean’s 11.

By the way, if you find this not funny and in fact completely tasteless, it might help to watch Ocean’s 11 at least ten or fifteen times like I have.

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  1. Funny.. I love it.

    Comment by Ryan — December 9, 2004 @ 4:34 pm

  2. i could see that making a difference, yeah… i’ve only seen it two or three times. also, are you going to continue your comic strip? it was just random enough to be funny.

    Comment by Daniel/Danner — December 11, 2004 @ 9:06 pm

  3. I would like to add my voice to those of the masses calling for the second installment of “Inconsequential.” Hopefully it will be back as a result of overwhelming demand.

    Comment by joel — December 12, 2004 @ 8:27 pm

  4. I’d like to comment on the title of this entry (why oh why did they have to make a sequel) and say that I agree. Oceans 12 is boring and pointless. Thank god mom is around to buy the ticket. Oh wait, that’s not cool to admit.

    Dammit, I am a loser.

    Comment by Byron — December 13, 2004 @ 11:40 pm

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