with a little help from patrick
Yesterday at the Office Supply Superstore I ran into an elderly couple who seemed to be having a generally bad day. I walked up to them in the furnitutre pad and cheerily queried, “Can I help you with anything?”
Nice Old Lady: “We need to measure some of these desks.”
Usually I would point out that the measurements are clearly listed next to the price, but it didn’t seem like that was something she’d want to hear, and so I was pondering my options when I noticed the Nice Old Lady was pointing at my crotch.
Nice Old Lady: “Is that a tape measure in your pocket?”
Me: “No, but Thank You!”
It was a good day at work.
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Posted by Red Scott @ 11:33 am
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Whoa
… try not to delete this comment, since my comments are rare
Comment by Carolyn — January 31, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Whoa
Comment by Carolyn — January 31, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
I’ll try Carolyn, jesus help me I’ll try. In reverence of your oh-so-rare comments, I will leave both of them undisturbed.
Comment by Red/Brian — February 1, 2005 @ 12:06 am
Damn Red!!!
And you didn’t even need the viagra!
Comment by Byron — February 1, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
so did you end up giving her your tape measure?
Comment by u — February 3, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
so did you end up giving her your tape measure?
Yes, actually.
Comment by Red/Brian — February 3, 2005 @ 5:30 pm
i hope you didn’t give her a heart attack. the older generation (unless they’re from the 60s) tends to have problems with giving tape measures too much publicity.
Comment by Daniel — February 3, 2005 @ 9:35 pm
hey, so what DID you have in your pocket?
p.s. I’m taking a survey. What do the words “Bomb Ass Cush” mean to you?
Comment by Thomas — February 10, 2005 @ 8:33 pm