As I’ve been suffering from what the Doctor referred to as “Not much pneumonia,” I’ve had the opportunity to be in the Cal Poly Health Center on quite a number of occasions this past month and I’ve read and re-read every bit of propaganda frequently enough that their meaning has begun to evolve as my mind creates alternative interpretations out of sheer boredom.
To me, the most intriguing of the propaganda mixed among the cross sections of the human ear and the 5 signs of rubella was an entire wall that had been placed under the banner: “Love Your Bodies and Your Memories This Spring Break.” Upon my first reading, this was a fairly innocent and bland attempt at getting everyone to sport a raincoat on their week of debauchery, but on my fourth viewing in less than a month, the author’s original meaning was made clear.
“Talk safe sex first, have safe sex later.”
Interpretation: While some would read this as “Be prepared,” it is obviously a recommendation of verbal foreplay.
“Use the buddy system.”
Interpretation: When it comes to sex, two is better than one…
…and three is better than two.
“Remember that ‘No’ means ‘No’ and passed out never means ‘Yes.'”
I swear I learn something new every single day.
Posted by Red Scott @ 3:37 pm