Me: Where’s Young taking off to this weekend?

Uncle C: She is going to Truckee with like 8 other gilrfriends for a Spiritual Women’s retreat.
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Uncle C: I was actually San Jose last weekend for something similar with the Bible Study Fellowship organization. The only difference was that I was with 3000 of my closest friends instead of 8.

Me: What can you do, you’re just more popular than she is.

Uncle C: True, it is a gift, and sometimes it fills like a curse. But it is the will of the people to see me.