November 20, 2005

the good chucky

30 facts about Chuck Norris. I know what you’re thinking: “that sounds way lame, linking to random websites makes the baby jesus cry.” Most of the time I’d agree, but this particular website is quite exemplary. I will give you two of the top thirty in no particular order:

#1) Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#2) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Impressed? You can get the rest here.

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  1. My two favorites are…
    #1 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    and #2 When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. (this one because mainly, how the hell did someone evebn thing to combine those two!?!?)

    Comment by Kelcium — November 21, 2005 @ 12:05 pm

  2. yo!

    Comment by joel — November 21, 2005 @ 3:21 pm

  3. Well, I’d just like to thank the man that helped me to create my own blog while complimenting him on his own. Furthermore, congrats on creating your own little web of buzz with the chuck norris thing, quite impressive :)

    p.s. I’m posting this comment here because there is no general comment section. If i might make a suggestion… Perhaps you should include some kind of message board on your site or a general comments section so conversation can be generated among all your fans?

    Comment by mel — November 27, 2005 @ 2:50 pm

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