30 facts about Chuck Norris. I know what you’re thinking: “that sounds way lame, linking to random websites makes the baby jesus cry.” Most of the time I’d agree, but this particular website is quite exemplary. I will give you two of the top thirty in no particular order:
#1) Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
#2) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Impressed? You can get the rest here.
Posted by Red Scott @ 11:47 pm