Recent studies have led to the discovery that the size of ones testicles and their intelligence are inversely related.

This explains quite a bit. Look at Iraq, John Bolton, and most recently the Harriet Myers debacle; whether or not you agree with him, it’s quite obvious that dubya has huge balls. Enormous. Along with the great wall of china, our president’s balls are the second major landmark to be visible from space. I’ve heard rumors that the CIA developed a cloaking device with the sole purpose of making los juevos primeros less visible and therefore less of a target. It’s true.

Now, I’ve forgotten where I was originally going at this point, but that shouldn’t surprise anyone who normally reads my blog;

I too, have huge balls.