I’m tired of it always being warm in Los Angeles. It’s repetitive and boring. I miss waking up and having to put on 9 layers of clothes, a beanie, slippers, and then light myself on fire just to get my body temperature above ninety degrees. In Los Angeles I never get caught in spontaneous rain shower, the temperature of coffee is never justified, and it’s never ever warm enough to wear jackets, which I look good in. Then there’s the pressure of always having to go out into the world because it’s never cold enough to say “Wow, look at that weather, I was going to go out, but I’d better stay inside and sip some hot chocolate with marshmallows instead.”

I’m not dreaming of a white christmas, but some frost on the windows might be nice.

Inspired by (if not wholly stolen from) Crystal.

“The avocado is a New World fruit the Aztecs called ahuacatl (“testicle”) from the Nahuatl language, referring to its shape.”

and

“Guacamole literally means ‘avocado sauce.'”

Follow me on this one. If avocado means “testicle” and Gucamole means “avocado sauce” then Guacamole translates literally as…

info from this site.

“It’s called seasons, California doesn’t have them.”
-Sarah S.

Andrew related to me what happened when his nutrition teacher tried to talk smack about the nutritional value of eggs:

(19:16:15) Andrew: Background: she was dumping on eggs and last class said “egg whites contain most of the protein and nutrients.” So after last class I went up to her and asked for extra credit if I found the nutrition facts on egg whites and yolks. She said no, but obvioulsy I knew I was going to :own: her next class.

Fast forward to today: she comes into class first thing, and says “Now to finish up this egg issue.” She was clearly done with the egg issue last class, but to save her own ass from getting :Owned: by me, she did state that egg whites contain about 55% of the protein, which is true. So she obviously looked it up on her own since the last class to prevent getting embarassed by me.

So then she started rambling on about saturated fat, to which I replied by stating that each egg only contains 1.5g saturated fat. Then she rambled about cholesterol, to which I replied that the egg yolk has 1g lecithin, which helps to clear up arteries. She said it doesn’t counteract the effect of the cholesterol (but later admitted to me that it did). Then she said every egg has 280mg cholesterol, to which my friend asked is that HDL or LDL? She didn’t even directly respond, saying our body makes enough as it is (during the next break I told her that it’s mostly good cholesterol, but she said it’s mostly bad cholesterol…clarification?). Next she said to just eat egg whites because they have most of the nutrients. I then replied that the yolk contains virtually all of the folic acid, calcium, and iron which got a rise out of the class. She then replied that you could take a vitamin supplement for that (BUT SHE SAID THE WHITES HAD MOST OF THE NUTRIENTS).

So after about five straight minutes of her and I aruging in front of a big class, I had the class snickering and her cage was definitely rattled. She then kept on rambling about eggs for another five minutes, but refered to the yolk as the whites and the whites as the yolk for the duration of the discussion. I WAS IN HER HEAD!

Anyway, that’s all. My hope is that even if she didn’t admit to being wrong in front of the whole class, that maybe in the future she won’t spout off bullshit.

I was listening to an interview with ex-Cowboys and ex-Bruin quarterback Troy Aikman, and they mentioned that he used to be a fan of the Trojans when he was a kid, which makes sense, considering his name is Troy.

(20:56:12) Eugene: hey, whats the difference between BS and BA for comp sci?
(20:56:30) Me: BS is harder, requires more comp sci classes
(20:56:40) Me: BA’s for pussies
(20:56:48) Eugene: so you applied for BA?

Things that I will gain by biking to school.

1) I travel 12.1 miles by car. Since I get about 25 mpg in the traffic I have to deal with, that’s about $2 I save in just gas every day I ride.

2) Following this route on my bike, I should burn approximately 942 calories each way or 1884 calories total each day I ride.

3) According to this calculator, I will save the environment from:
Total Hydrocarbons = 0.084 Lbs
Total Carbon Monoxide = 0.64 Lbs
Total Carbon Dioxide = 10.56 Lbs
Total Nitrous Oxide= 0.044 Lbs
Total Gas= 0.5 Gal

And I’ll look cool doing it ;-)

“i voted for arnie in the california election because i thought he would look good on a poster for war replacing uncle sam ”
-user #781239388

I was reading developer blogs at Planet Gnome when I saw a reference to a site called grouphug,[note – NOT PG, rated R for lanuage] which is kinda like a blogging site, except it’s completely anonymous, no usernames even, everyone’s just assigned a number. The idea being people can confess their deepest darkest sins to the world. Sorta get it off their chest.

This is a SCARY site. I can’t believe most of this stuff actually happens. Here’s my two favorite PG entries:

“I used to fantasize about my boyfriend dying so that I wouldn’t have to break up with him. ”
-user #545328455

“I’m the most outspoken person in the school band but don’t have enough balls to ask out a hot clarinet player”
-user #771920457

If you don’t understand why the last one is scary, well, there just aren’t that many hot clarinet players in the world.

14 miles to school, 14 miles back. That’s how far it is by bike, which is going to be my newest method of transportation to school. After commuting to school everyday AND sitting in my car for endless hours while delivering pizzas, I’m just plain SICK of my car. So I’m going to try to bike to school because:

1) I’m SICK of being in my car.
2) I’ll get some good exercise.
3) It’ll be fun to ride past cars stuck in traffic. I’ve been thinking of creating a t-shirt with a picture of me pointing and laughing on the back of it.

I got some new stuff for my bike to make my ride a little bit more pleasant. I even have before and after pics:

before

after.
Basically I got some new low profile slicks and a bike rack which my backpack is going to be attached to. My bike rolls much smoother now with the new tires, there’s a noticeable decrease in pedaling difficulty, so hopefully I’ll be able to make it the whole 28 miles. My Dad asked if I’d removed any of the rust that’s accumulated on the bike. Of course, that rust is perhaps the most effective anti-theft device in the history of thieves, so obviously the rust had to stay.

I have been working out this semester and really pushing myself on the exercise bike so hopefully I won’t crumble my first day out. We’ll see though, and I’ll keep you posted.

Ok, don’t have much to post right now.

That’s not true. I’m just in no condition to post right now. tooooo *tired*

However, come back tomorrow and you will be treated….

In the meantime, notice the rockin picture I put next to the title of this blog. niiiice.

While changing channels on the television this morning, I ran into mtv. It was pretty cool, bands had taken their songs and made mini movies around the song. If they follow up on this, they could really make some money.

Yesterday the weather was absolutely crazy, as soon as it got dark it started pouring, not raining mind you but coming down in solid sheets, as if an ocean were suddenly dropped on the city of Los Angeles. Plus the thunder and lightning, which was of epic proportions, the kind of thunder and lightning I though ONLY existed in the movies. This was the kind of thunder and lightning that had all people of 12 years and younger wetting their beds simultaneously all across the City of Angels.

Then the power went out. What was I doing when the power went out? Luckily, we got a picture of me just before the power went in search of warmer and drier climates. I was studying for a Linear Algebra test, and I got cold, so i was drinking coffee and wearing Lauren’s beanie.

Even after the power went out I was still doing Linear Algebar hw by candelight. Only one candle was bright enough so I had to keep moving it back and forth between the page I was reading and the piece of paper I was writing on.

Just a fun night in general.

Yes, I survived the storms of Los Angeles, though not without losing power and my internet connection.

More about that later, but for now, it seems Eugene has joined the blogging world. Where will it end?

I’ve been trying to get everyone cool buddy icons so that the world can be a better, more friendly place. So Lindsey doesn’t like the first buddy icon I made for her, which is fine, I picked a picture at random, I didn’t expect everyone to like their icon. So I ask her to send me pictures that I can use for her buddy icon and she sends me a couple. Now, I know Lindsey’s a little picky and I really want her to like the icon, so I have this great idea to make her a buddy icon that’s animated, so that it switches between 3 different pictures of her. I didn’t know how to make animated GIFs, so I searched the web, did some research, and spent 2 hours learning how to create animated GIFs. All for Lindsey, all so she could have a buddy icon that people will love. And then, after all of my effort, she _refuses_ to use the icon. Completely smacked down and ignored all of my work and decided she just doesn’t care about the poor Irish boy with the German last name.

But that’s ok. It happens, life goes on. But just so this buddy icon doesn’t go unappreciated it’s entire existence, I give you Lindsey’s icon, my first ever animated GIF.

“hopefully i’ll do some more people-watching while i sip my heroin-like white mocha and listen to bad local bands.”
-Lindsey K, who just informed me she has her own blog.

I really don’t like having to answer the phone naked, it bothers me.

On a related note “hoy! hoy!” is how Alexander Graham Bell proposed people should answer phones.

I was watching one of my favorite shows, “Monster Garage” on the discovery channel today when all of a sudden the USC song girls come one the show! And I KNOW ONE OF THEM. Lana, one of the many blonde chicks, used to be in the dorm next to Lauren’s. How crazy is that? I’ve had actual conversations with her, I’ve drank beverages in red cups with her in a dorm room, and there she is on one of my very favorite shows. megacoolioslammin.

In Physics today we had about the most ridiculous problem for hw I’ve ever encountered. The question was:
“At the very end of Wagner’s series of operas Ring of the Nibelung, Brunhilde takes the golden ring from the finger of the dead Siegfried and throws it into the Rhine, where it sinks to the bottom of the river. Assuming that the ring is small enough compared to the depth of the river to be treated as a point and that the Rhine is 10.0m deep where the ring goes in, what is the area largest circle at the surface of the water over which light from the ring could escape from the water.”

In case you’re confused about that problem, I’ll give you a hint. If you don’t know that it’s Siegfried that dies, the problem is unsolvable.

Later in the day, after the confusion wore off, I download the experimental version of “The Gimp,” which is kinda like a free version of photoshop for linux, and created an original piece of art where I try and represent graphically my interpretation of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I have a dream” speach.

finally, a quote of the moment from Heather:
“I just saw annie hall for the first time last thursday. that movie RULES.”

“I want to challenge the Bush administration’s implicit assumption that we have to give up many of our traditional freedoms in order to be safe from terrorists. It makes no more sense to launch an assault on our civil liberties as the best way to get at terrorists than it did to launch an invasion of Iraq as the best way to get at Osama bin Laden.”
-ex presidential hopeful Al Gore

It’s like after he finished running for President somebody gave him a spine for Christmas.

Today was an interesting day and there were many quotes I wish I could have remembered, but here’s a couple I did.

“it’s not hard to fall
when you float like a cannon”
-Damien Rice

“If a guy has to work at a pizza place 40 hours a week, the government should give him marijuana, not worrying about punishing him for it.”
-Randy Cohen, New York Times columnist. I swear I heard this on the radio while I was driving around. You can hear the that and the rest of the show streaming on this page.

“DAMN IT! JUST TAKE SOME PIZZAS. THERE ARE MORE PIZZAS HERE THAN PEOPLE.”
-Hugo C. AKA the guy cutting pizzas today.

“everything done. Thank you for downloading a media file containing proprietary and patentend technology.”
-My live internet stream recorder ;-)